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Brass Bolts Mafia
This Tumblr is for the Brass Bolts Mafia from the spg fanfic Kazooland High- Smokes, Fox, and Jimmy Brass. The boys will answer asks, post arts, and rp! Please check the rules in the drop down menu. Occasional NSFW content.
Current song Tracks:Afraid- The Neighborhood. Last Breath- Heavy Rain soundtrack. I shot a man- Dirt Poor Robins. A Little Push- Hans Zimmer. The Well- The Ring
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Brass Bolts Mafia, Jimmy Brass, Smokes Brass, Fox Brass, Kazooland High, fanbot

I am not a gaylord. Benji's a fucktruck

Artist: Sir Sly
Track Name: "Gold"
Played: 13477 times

(Source: musicsoundsbetterblog)

MISCELLANEOUS SENTENCE STARTERS

“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”
“When anybody honks at me in traffic, I blush, wave, and shout, “Thanks for being a fan.” Being a celebrity is a 24/7 thing.”
“I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
“Blood may be thicker than water, but it's certainly not as thick as ketchup. Nor does it go as well with French fries.”
“Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.”
“Love means never having to say you’re sorry for a minor stab wound.”
“I just did some calculations, and I've been able to determine that you're full of shit.”
“If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people.”
“Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today's tasks.”
“A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.”
“If I saw you hitchhiking, I’d smile and return your thumb’s up, just for you doing such a great job of being a positive roadside influence.”
“Oh, dear God and baby Jesus in the manger, my eyes!”
“I have a real problem keeping friends. I'm always running out of space in my freezer.”
“You know what I like most about people? Pets.”
“That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.”
“Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they'd lock us up?”
“What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.”
“The way I wrestle five-year-olds makes me think if I were ever attacked by a pack of midgets, I’d be OK.”
“I don't hate you.. I just don't like that you exist.”
“I had a dream about you last night.. you were holding a pine cone and introducing him as Gerald.”
“Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag.”
“Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.”
“I want to meet a guy named Art. I'd take him to a museum, hang him on the wall, criticize him, and leave.”
“You should eat a waffle! You can't be sad if you eat a waffle!”
“You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.”
“Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright.”
“You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world!”
“If you weren't so psychotic, you'd be fun to hang around.”
“Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.”
“Whoa, who peed in your Cheerios?”
“I wouldn't say I'm superficial, just averagely ficial.”
“Too bad Americans can’t export Awesome, because I have boxes and boxes of the stuff just lying around in my attic.”
“I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering.”
“Flowers and fear are a lot alike. For one, flowers and fear have a distinct smell, and two, I’m currently trying to grow both in my garden.”

melodiatherobot:

brass-bolts-mafia:

melodiatherobot said: "Definitely drunk~"

NU UH! LIES!!! I mean… yeah… let me come sleep on your couch… or you <33333333333

"Fine, but you have to drink an entire glass of water first. Myself and my couch don’t come for free."

"What! That’s blackmail!!! Alright I’ll do it… but I’ll do it sexfully…. Yes that is a word and no I didn’t just make it up."

askcarmina: “Will you just shut up and kill the damn spider for me?” She was clearly scared, standing on the table, wringing her hands, and trying not to cry, as far as she could get from the big spider slowly making it's way across the kitchen floor.

askcarmina:

brass-bolts-mafia:

"Ye sure." Smokes huffed, standing over the thing and ready to bring is boot down.

"NO DON’T!" Jimmy slid across the kitchen floor, cupping the spider in both hands and coming between it and Smokes. "He’s not hurting anybody. He just got lost…."

Smokes sighed, stepping back and sticking his hands in his pockets. “Fine then but you know how Mina is around spiders. Get it outta here.”

Carefully Jimmy got his feet, the spider held tightly between his hands. He gave Carmina an apologetic frown. “He’s sorry. He didn’t mean to scare you… he just wanted a home… I’ll put him outside.” 

Quickly he shuffled outside of the apartment, even moving down the hallway before releasing the creature.

Smokes watched him go before moving to the table and offering her a hand. “I didn’t think you could move that fast.” He snickered, teasing her. “Want a hand down scardey-cat?”

"When you’ve been bound and chained, open mouthed gagged, and had buckets of spiders dumped on you, you move quick in the presence of them. You ever had them crawling in your mouth, and down into your belly? Bastard did it with snakes too." she sighed, shuddering at the memories. She accepted his hand, stepping on the chair, then back down to the floor. She was glad Jimmy didn’t hear that part. "I’m sorry Jimmy, It’s good that you were quick enough to save him, or her, from that big ol’ foot," she said, smiling mischievously at Smokes.

Smokes grimaced, curling a lip up at the image. “I can imagine….” 

When Jimmy returned he only nodded triumphantly to her. “Yeah well… they are harmless to us.. at least in small numbers.”

melodiatherobot: “Can you just not be your stupid self right now?” She scowls, placing her hands on her hips as she shakes her head.

melodiatherobot:

brass-bolts-mafia:

"Aww but my stupid self is all I got!" Fox mimiced her stance, sticking his tongue. "Unless you’d like my flirty self."

He fanned his face with one hand, batting his eyelashes and curling his tail over his shoulder. “Oh deary me… Is it hot in here, or is it just me?”

She couldn’t stay mad, her face twitching from it’s scowl to a goofy grin. She moves closer, stroking a hand over his tail. “A little bit of both. One of those is easily fixed though.” She pulls him into a kiss. “You are the biggest dork I ever fell in love with.”

His eyes fluttered as she stroked his tail. Both arms going in the air in a cheer as they kissed. “SUCCESS!! I AM THE SMARTEST MAN ALIVE!! THE KING OF DORKS! Winner! You all saw it!” he spun in a circle, pointing to empty air. “It’s a good thing too. We dorks are extremely competitive. I might have to throw down.”

fidget-the-magnificent: Fidget grinned at Smokes as he laid sprawled out across the bed, starting up another one of their question-based games that they enjoyed playing together so much. “Would you rather walk through the middle of town naked, or have to eat a live cockroach?”

fidget-the-magnificent:

brass-bolts-mafia:

Smokes lifted his head from the screen, pausing his game and holding his controller in one hand. “So I either grace the public with my hotness… or eat a gross bug…”

He snorted a laugh. “I’d eat the cockroach, not like germs ‘ll hurt me. An I’ll make yer dad watch. HA!”

Fidget grimaced, though he laughed past the expression, stretching his legs out to rest in Smokes’ lap. He always did enjoy watching Smokes play his video games, more than he enjoyed playing any himself.

"That’s disgusting, old man… I hope you know you’re not kissing me until you wash the bug guts from your mouth!" He teased, giving Smokes a playful nudge with his foot. "Now it’s your turn~."

"Why wash ‘em out when I can share the taste." Smokes cackled. He held Fidget’s legs down and threw himself over him with his tongue sticking out, as if to wipe the imaginary guts of the cockroach on Fidget’s face. "DEEEEELICIOUS!!!"

After licking over his wife’s face, he fell back. “Okay uuuuh… Would you rather… get trapped in the ocean or in space?”

melodiatherobot said: "Definitely drunk~"

NU UH! LIES!!! I mean… yeah… let me come sleep on your couch… or you <33333333333

melodiatherobot: “Can you just not be your stupid self right now?” She scowls, placing her hands on her hips as she shakes her head.

"Aww but my stupid self is all I got!" Fox mimiced her stance, sticking his tongue. "Unless you’d like my flirty self."

He fanned his face with one hand, batting his eyelashes and curling his tail over his shoulder. “Oh deary me… Is it hot in here, or is it just me?”

killerbunniestudios: “I had a dream about you last night.. you were holding a pine cone and introducing him as Gerald.”(To Smokes for reaction pfft this ones my favorite)

Smokes raised a single brow, wiggling his jaw back and forth before huffing. “Were you drunk er somethin’ before ya went to bed?!”

Anonymous: Hi... So, I'd like to rp with you (because your characters are super awesome and I think it would be fun) but I'm not sure how to introduce myself or my fanbot, and I haven't rped much. So, hi! Your characters are cool.

((Hey thanks! Well we can chat privately. I usually like getting to know a little bit about who I’m playing with before we start something.

That said I’ve hit a sort of low where I haven’t been able to play much else besides my ‘Reunion’ thread. I am trying to get back to more casual threads, but I am slow to respond to stuff.

Sometimes I’ll post open starters or the sentence starters. Feel free to send a few asks or chat about it! I’m glad you like my boys. I’ll try to be more available. I also have a rules page you should check out if you haven’t already.))